Phi-Phi-Phineas and Feeeeerb =D

The Most Awexome Cartoon EVER!

Nothing better than THIS!

 Of Course...

What else would it be?

 It's sooo obvious.

TAA.DAA!

PHINEAS & FERB QUOTES!

I love nothing else but these. :))

Great stuff!

Always makes me go LOL xD

Raging Bully

Buford: So, same thing tomorrow?

Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.

Ferb: Sharks have to keep moving forward or they'll drown.

Buford: You callin' me a shark?!?

[Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down]

Phineas: Ferb!

Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face

 

Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (upon seeing Perry) Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected, I really mean unexpected--what are you doing here? This is my week off.

 

Journey to the Center of Candace

Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.

Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.

 

The Ballad of Badbeard

Grandpa Clyde: Time for our nature walk to Badbeard Lake.

Phineas: Why do they call it "Badbeard Lake"?

Grandpa Clyde: Well, It's a body of fresh water surrounded by land.

Phineas: No, the "Badbeard" part.

 

The Flying Fishmonger

Reginald: I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.

Phineas: Translate?

Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

 

Comet Kermilian

Phineas: Ferb and I are gonna put on a laser light show. And as a grand finale, we're gonna laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.

Isabella: You had me at "our grandchildren".

Phineas: What?

Isabella: Steaks!!! You, you had me at "steaks". (smiles cheesily at Phineas)

 

Hide and Seek

Irving: Hey, can I say the Perry thing?

Phineas: What?

Irving: You know, when you say, "Where's Perry?"

Phineas: Okay...?

Irving: Where's Perry? Wait! Wait! I can do better! Where's Perry? Where is Perry? Wherefore art thou Perry? I wonder where that Perry went. Ooh! Where is that platypus? Where the P-man at?

 

No More Bunny Business

Candace: Do you know what this is?

Phineas: Uh, is it not a rabbit?

Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.

Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?

Candace: He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.

 

Bubble Boys

Isabella: Hey guys, whatcha doin'?

Baljeet: Making changes to my schedu—

Phineas: We're building a machine to make the biggest, most durable bubble ever!

Baljeet: Ugh! Right, nobody ever asks Baljeet what he is doing.

 

Atlantis

Isabella: Aww, seahorses!

Baljeet: Now you can get your underwater equestrian patch!

Isabella: Uh, Baljeet, I was just kidding. They're way to small to ride.

Bueford: Not if you round up a whole bunch of um! [gathers the seahorses together and rides them] Yeehaw!

Ain't No Kiddie Ride

Linda: I want you to pick up some nice back-to-school clothes. [walks in and walks right back out with Phineas and Ferb] Wow. That was fast.

Phineas: Well, we do have a signature look.

 

The Secret of Success

Candace: Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?

Phineas: Candace, We're too young to drive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Justin.Kean♥